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If You Give a Mom a Newborn Baby

If You Give a Mom a Newborn

This story may or may not be inspired by actual events. If you give a mom a newborn baby, she will feel equal parts elated and exhausted. It won’t matter if it’s her first baby or her last; her feelings will be the same. Yet, even though she is exhausted, she will not rest. She will […]

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Hot Mess Express

You Know You’re a Hot Mess Mom When…

When I compare who I thought I would be as a mom to who I actually am as a mom, I laugh (out loud). I always pictured I’d be this cool, fun, all-my-kids-friends-want-to-be-around-me mom. In hindsight, I’m not actually sure why, because I wasn’t cool pre-kids either. (Wishful thinking and too much Instagram stalking, maybe?) And now that […]

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xmas

If Your Christmas Tree Could Talk

“Seriously, Christmas is THIS week, you’re just putting me up NOW? Eh, whatever, at least I’ll get to hang around until February.” This would be my Christmas tree if it could talk. Every year, I feel like I’m squeezing Christmas festivities and “joy” in as best I can amongst the hustle and bustle that is […]

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Life As A Lactation Consultant

Life As A Lactation Consultant :: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

If you told me 15 years ago during nursing school I would be a Lactation Consultant, I would’ve laughed at your joke.  I planned on working with children with cancer in intensive care – “real” nursing. It was an awkward set of events that led me here, but I could not be happier with fate. Any […]

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Making Halloween Costumes

My Love/Hate Relationship with Making Halloween Costumes

In our LBK (Life Before Kids) Halloween ranked highly as a favorite holiday. Many hours over the years have been spent brainstorming, planning and implementing our Halloween costumes. Being board game geeks, one year we chose to make life-size, fully functioning, wearable Battleship costumes – and I’m pretty sure we spent more time on these […]

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gilmore girls party

How to Throw A Gilmore Girls Party

This is what we’ve been training for, people! A Gilmore Girls watch party is the perfect way to celebrate our much-anticipated return to Stars Hollow – and no one watches TV quite like a Gilmore! Food, drinks, attire and more - here’s everything you need to have on hand before The Lorelais’ First Day on Netflix. GILMORE GUEST LIST Are you [...]
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An Ode to the Suburban

An Ode to the Suburban

We have all seen the “Ode to Minivan” posts, which sing the praises of sliding doors and twenty cup holders. While I get the minivan appeal, nothing compares to the space and truck feel of a Suburban for me. So, for the Suburban-loving mamas out there, I give you An Ode to the Suburban (or […]

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How To Enjoy Being A Stay At Home Mom {When You Just Want to Wash Your Hair}

How To Enjoy Being A Stay At Home Mom {When You Just Want to Wash Your Hair}

Mornings are a struggle at our house. Despite my best intentions, I’m usually rushing around trying to feed my kids breakfast, gulping down coffee, searching for my preschooler’s favorite superhero shirt that he must wear to school (while praying it’s not in the bottom of the laundry pile), extracting my toddler from various small spaces […]

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